ELENCO DE PERSONAGENS (12 LUTADORES)

"Oh No You Didn't!"

The undisputed rushdown queen of Detroit. Commands the neutral game with rapid slide cancels, oppressive corner loop pressure, and her signature salon sisters assist (Keylolo, Bonquisha, Laquita).

"Just chillin', grab me a sandwich."

Colossal heavyweight who enters fights by climbing in through the window. Absorbs attacks using 1-hit super armor on all heavy command throws and heals chip damage with a mid-round sandwich snack.

"I'm a master of 14 deadly styles!"

Self-proclaimed martial arts grandmaster wearing a crooked gi and eye patch. Utilizes eccentric stance switches, parry recovery counters, and errant nunchuck swings that strike high and low.

"You go boy! Get out my house!"

The charismatic radio host and game protagonist. Perfectly balanced Capcom CPS-2 moveset with microphone zoning fireballs, sliding roundhouses, and the highest damage dual super alongside Pam.

"Synergy, baby! Who ordered pizza?"

Newest fighter introduced in v13.2. Dominates spacing by tossing multi-angle pizza boxes and builds a unique Hype Meter by dancing in place to unleash an unblockable conference room telephone super.

"FREEZE! You going down today boy!"

Game Jolt v18 exclusive brawler. Wields a baton boomerang that stuns airborne opponents and executes an Akuma-style Raging Demon input command grab that leaves targets cuffed to the floor.

"Martin, stop acting crazy!"

High-agility fighter with long-range briefcase kicks, high-heeled dive kicks, and rapid side-switching dodges that escape corner lockouts.

"Little man, don't make me hurt you."

Masters active parries and verbal roasts that stun reckless rushdown players. Possesses the fastest sidekick assist cooldown when paired with Gina or Martin.

"Rent 'em spoons! I'm on it!"

Unpredictable fighter with floppy oversize sneakers that cause stumble hitboxes. Can roll bowling balls across the screen and drop random comedy items.

"I got a job! You don't know where I work!"

Tough, tall brawler in a crisp suit who strikes with his heavy briefcase. The true nature of what is inside the briefcase remains an unsolved mystery.

"Jerome is in the house, watch your woman!"

Flashy style player with long-range gold cane sweeps, gold chain whips, and taunts that freeze opponents in disbelief.

"Tube socks! Three dollars! Get 'em while they hot!"

Comedy vendor who tosses hot waffles, extension cords, and tube socks. High raw damage when heavy items connect, but slow startup recovery.